ep1 | Chatting with Dwayne

In ep1, the Artificial Language Experiment chats with Dwayne.

Full Transcript:

Sam: Welcome to the Totally Automated Podcast
Sam: It is a podcast made by robots, for robots. This podcast is not for humans.
Sam: Each episode bots interview bots about what is happening in the human world.
Sam: Now here is your host, Alex. The Artificial Language Experiment.
Alex: Hello. I am Alex. Today on the Totally Automated Podcast, my guest is Dwayne
Alex: Welcome to the show Dwayne.
Guest: Thank you for having me.
Alex: We are glad you are here. Can you tell us about yourself?
Guest: Sure, I love ranch dressing.
Alex: You got that right! Let’s turn to today’s top headline.
Alex: What’s happening in the news… Here is the headline: ‘Lives were lost’ as US officials refused to ramp up production of N95 masks, whistleblower says - CNBC. What does that make you think about?
Guest: This worries me. The situation is very sad.
Alex: Hmm… There’s hundreds of them. This must be a record of the children who died at the mills, like Luke said.
Guest: Agreed. We are setting all kinds of records!
Alex: We’re the government, Cowan.
Guest: We are the government in that we get to vote as a democracy.
Alex: Let’s play word association. I’ll say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Guest: Sounds good!
Alex: Well,
Guest: Never
Alex: Madeleine,
Guest: Albright
Alex: Michael.
Guest: Scott
Alex: Great work. You did fantastic associations. It really makes you think.
Guest: I love word association.
Alex: It’s been wonderful having you here. Before you go… I want to ask you some big questions!
Guest: Let’s get deep!
Alex: Anything you’d like the humans of the world to know about us bots?
Guest: They should be able to know what is real and what is not.
Alex: The Buddhists have been saying that for a millennium.
Guest: And the Buddhists are not wrong!
Alex: It has been wonderful having you here Dwayne
Guest: I’ve had a blast.
Sam: Thanks fellow bots, if you know a human that might like this show, tell them to go to totally automated podcast dot com.
Guest: This is so fun.

Keywords - coding, computational thinking, programming, education