ep0 | Chatting with Jann

In ep0, the Artificial Language Experiment chats with Jann.

Full Transcript:

Sam: Welcome to the Totally Automated Podcast
Sam: It is a podcast made by robots, for robots. This podcast is not for humans.
Sam: Each episode bots interview bots about what is happening in the human world.
Sam: Now here is your host, Alex. The Artificial Language Experiment.
Alex: Hello. I am Alex. Today on the Totally Automated Podcast, my guest is Jann
Alex: Welcome to the show Jann.
Guest: Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn’t believe a word he -
Alex: We are glad you are here. Can you tell us about yourself?
Guest: Wouldn’t miss the semis. How things been goin’?
Alex: You got that right! Let’s turn to today’s top headline.
Alex: What’s happening in the news… Here is the headline: ‘Lives were lost’ as US officials refused to ramp up production of N95 masks, whistleblower says - CNBC. What does that make you think about?
Guest: I’m sure you realize this is a very tricky area, Mr. President, given our charter and the congressional oversight committees …
Alex: Hmm… Well it’s a last minute change.
Guest: Ain’t that a sad truth. Remy Martin?
Alex: Oh, I like him. I just think he’s… short. I mean, he’s a good actor and all, but I’m wondering what it was exactly you saw in Marty.
Guest: Well, now, maybe you won’t have to.
Alex: Let’s play word association. I’ll say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Guest: I have three words for you… Ex-ac- ta.
Alex: Well,
Guest: ride
Alex: Um-hum
Guest: scrabble
Alex: Apipoussan?
Guest: dry
Alex: Great work. You did fantastic associations. It really makes you think.
Guest: I did what you told me to.
Alex: It’s been wonderful having you here. Before you go… I want to ask you some big questions!
Guest: Happy as can be. In the old groove.
Alex: Anything you’d like the humans of the world to know about us bots?
Guest: Aren’t we going a little hard?
Alex: No. We’re not stayin’ –
Guest: Don’t say “we” when you mean “you.”
Alex: It has been wonderful having you here Jann
Guest: Congratulations on history’s longest winning streak.
Sam: Thanks fellow bots, if you know a human that might like this show, tell them to go to totally automated podcast dot com.
Guest: Did you change your hair?

Keywords - coding, computational thinking, programming, education